Dry Jokes Of The Day

This one gave me a good chuckle this morning. Though it is a bit on the dry humor side, I know that some of you will definitely be able to relate to it. I hope it lights up your day :)

A girl was having a conversation with her boyfriend.

She: "What do you like most about me? My body or my natural beauty?"

He: "Your sense of humor."

Ha, ha. Okay, so it's actually not so funny now that I think about it. The next one's pretty witty, though. Women, I once again suggest that you look away for this one.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

Buahahahah! I laughed like hell when I read that last bit, man! What? Not funny meh? Damn you.

If you're a man and you seriously don't laugh at the next one, then you can damn well be de-classified as a human already.

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and again she yelled:

"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE!!?"

Then she heard a voice from far, far away:

"Hello! We're down here..."

Have a nice day :)