Fingering Scarlet to Turn Her On

I'm sure most of you have seen the tv adverts of LG's hit new series of LCD tvs aptly named "Scarlet". So what do we know about scarlet? First off it's a new high tech tv, capable of sensing the surrounding ambient lights and adjusting the color and brightness of the screen accordingly. Besides this, what else do we know? Why did the designers call it "SCARLET?"

Well one thing is for sure, The Scarlet series has a striking appearance, utilising a bright red design which will appeal to viewers who want a TV that is attractive to look at as well as to watch. What else? Well after seeing this tv in person, I can tell you, Scarlet is an all round sexy bomb shell. The Koreans have certainly done their homework. Hahaha why did i come to this conclusion? Because the majority of their target audiences are male?

Let me ask you. How do u normally turn on a tv? By remote or by pressing a button on the TV itself right? So let me ask you again. How do you turn on a scarlet tv? Well for one, you can turn it on via remote. Besides that?

As you can see, the image above shows the front end of the Scarlet Tv. In the middle, we see a "round aperture surrounded by LED lights". Hahaha still not getting it? Well this, ladies and gentlemen is how you turn the Tv "Scarlet" on besides using the remote.
"You stick your finger into the hole, and rub the sides in a circular motion." Yes you heard it right people, you stick your finger into the hole, and rub the sides in a circular motion. Still don't get it? Well let me spell it out for you.

"YOU FINGER SCARLET TO TURN HER ON"

HAH! Koreans! Effing Geniuses!